Evelyn Lin has performed fellatio on more gentlemen than McDonald's has served hamburgers! A dubious distinction for a lady with a penchant for suction! In modern parlance, "she really sucks!" LOL
Evelyn Lin was far more attractive before her lips became so calloused!
Evelyn Lin was hired by a local McDonalds restaurant. She gave a free blow job with every purchase of a big Mac. The sign indicated "Big Mac with special lip service". The line went five times around the block.
I fap to Evelyn Lin because ella me trae de nalgas, which is Spanish for "she turns me on". If she were my girlfriend, then I would permit that she perform fellatio upon me, at her leisure. She performs fellatio so frequently that it is unlikely that I should even recognise her, without the habitual penis in her mouth. At any rate, I am the CEO of the Evelyn Lin Fan Club. We are an international organisation, comprised exclusively of gentlemen who have been fellated by Evelyn, on at least 5 occasions. Membership is currently 952,362. For a membership application, ask Evelyn, if ever she should unzip your trousers.