I have a sexy girlfriend(imaginary) and every night I stick my cock in her mouth (my hand),and I cum all over her face(my blanket) then I cuddle up with her (my pillow) for the rest of the night.
In the morning I bang her again (get dressed and go to school). My friends at school call me ,"The MAN" ("A Fucking LOSER").
My girlfriend and I have been getting into some weird shit lately,you know,"to spice things up a little"We've been doing this move we call the ,"Mongolian squealing pig"
All you need is a step ladder,a 4 to 6 foot length of strong rope,peanut butter and the New York Times crossword puzzle.
Did you know that if you don't have peanut butter,you can substitute "Yak Fat" instead.Then it's truly Mongolian.
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Dude, I thought that I was the only one into,"Cock Puppetry". I have a little Captain Ahab costume that I put on my cock, Then my girlfriend will pretend that her mouth is Moby Dick,and swallow me whole.
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I dated my ex-girlfriend for 6 months,before I found out that she was a Shemale/Tranny,
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12 years agoI have an imaginary girlfriend,because I'm afraid to come up from the basement. Mom,says that i'm a good boy.
One of these nights you're going to sneak upstairs and hack-up your entire family. Come on now tell us the truth,the thought has crossed your mind hasn't it. Yeah,that's what I thought.
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