I honestly doubt that I could even get it up if I knew I was about to die. Kind of kills the mood. It’s like masturbating at a family members funeral. The two just don’t go together. ...least not for me. You guys are weird.

I once fapped to a youtube video of a rhinoplasty operation.

It may not qualify as a fap but I remember grinding against my teddy bear at a very young age and experiencing something akin to an orgasm from that. It was a white polar bear :)