Remember that time when the stars aligned, when the breeze tickled your nether regions just right, or when you were just really, really, really horny? Tell us about that time. This is a place where we share the greatest faps we’ve ever had.
- So my friend jokingly got me one of those teddy bears with the little moving tongue. I kept it in my sock drawer for the longest time, unable to do anything but laugh at it. Then, on the tail end of a loooooooong dry spell, I get desperate/curious/horny enough to give it a go. The sensation of squeazing it between my thighs actually made for an amazing orgasm! So now it rests with me in my bed and I use it whenever my BF is too drunk or neglects to make me come. It seems perfectly innocent sitting out in the open and I can always tell my deviant friends from the straight laced ones because they'll smirk when they recognize what my teddy is really for :)
- posted on 08/28/2015 6:35 am 0 commentsSo finely some place were I can let everyone here at fapdu know abit about myself. Well im 20 somthing fun loving bi female, Im about 5'4 without heels around 110 lbs 34b. I like to hang out with friends go shopping see movies even go to the clues some times, but for the most part i really love just staying at home. now on to the dirty/ fun stuff I am bi i love men and women so i like to stay single and just have fun with whoever im with, I am a huge tease and being dressed all slutty in public really turns me on, sometimes to the point that I have even teased and played in public ie park restaurants movies ect. I love masturbating i play with myself 4 to 5 times a day most days more, I can squirt on my own but ive had a hard time finding a good guy that can make me do it. Well im talking about men i love men i love cock any time i suck cock i find my free hand in my panties if im wearing any :) I also love the taste of cum so i swollow but i love it shot on my face open. Back to being a slut in public i love my skirts to be as short as they can bearly covering my ass most times a thong or gsting but when im feelin frisky I like to feel the wind on my lips, now if im gonna wear a skirt i need some big heels 4-5 inches. for the tops because i don't have big tits its always something small and low cut the odd time some thing see through now i dress like this any were i go but I dress like this at home all the time too lil bootyshorts and wife beaters, it very rare i sit around in sweats doesnt matter if its just me and dad or hes got friends over to watch a game
I work a graveyard shift and I live about 40 minutes away from my work by car. So, to stay awake I’ve taken to fapping while driving. Not aggressively and not to the point of diverting my attention to much but just enough to keep my heart rate up and myself from falling asleep. The other day though a cop pulled me over for going 12 miles over the speed limit. But I didn’t realize until he pointed it out that I still had my one hand down my pants! I got off with a warning because I used the same hand to pass him my registration and he didn’t want to grab it from me! #winning!
I made a point to abstain from touching myself from the time that I ordered it to the day it arrived. Regular shipping. 2 weeks, 2 days and change of budding testosterone. So when the time came… I lasted all of like a minute and a half before I popped. … Pop! Pop!
Now that I've had the toy for over a year its lost some of its lustre
I have epilepsy. One night I was going at it in my bed and lo and behold I have a seizure. So naturally my parents hear something and have to come in to me seizing on the bed dick out porn on the computer. Very embarrassing to have to find out from them (since I lose a bit of memory of the event and am unconscious during it). All I can say is it must have been one hell of an orgasm to make me seize (more than the usual jerky cumming movements anyway).
The best me time that I’ve ever had in recent memory was when I was working late and happened to be the last one in the office. Got it on in my cubicle. Loud hardcore with my speakers blaring, not giving a fuck. Finished like a pro. Funny too, because the cleaning lady arrived just minutes after I had finished. I told her she had great timing. I have no idea whether she noticed my sticky starch in my waste basket.
The greatest was when I was out in the wild, hiking on a mountain and let loose in the middle of an open clearing. Was totally alone except for some deer that caught a glimpse.
My sister told me this story. She was eighteen- brand new license, brand new car, and brand new found sexuality I guess. She's driving down route one at about 60 mph. Apparently she got 'the urge' and slid her hands down the front of her pants. She's going to town, while still driving, and having some trouble. Cars kept passing her and she would get scared and be unable to climax. She figures she should slid her pants down to her knees (whilst still driving) and suddenly she's feeling "it" much more. She starts humping the air while rubbing and is so into it, she doesn't notice the stray cat already dead in the road. :( as her car hits the lump in the road, she panics, spins around to look, and takes the steering wheel with her. She attempts to hit the brakes, but her pants are around her knees and get in the way! She flies off into the woods, barreling into brush and the unknown. She smacks into the side of a tree, and hit her head on the dashboard, and knocks herself out. She wakes up to EMTs rushing over to help, only to find a young,sweaty girl with her pants down for no other obvious reason. She realizes what she has done, and cries, not out of shame, but for the cat.