assignments such as "World's Record for Spontaneous Flatulence", or the like!
A chronicler from the Guiness Book of Records called upon dear Evelyn Lin, for the purpose of an entry into that famed publication, as the woman who holds the world's record for the number of fellations. Evelyn ended up sucking him off, too!
In addition to being a veritable expert in fellatio, Evelyn is intelligent, affable, very attractive, fun, humorous, witty, accommodating- in short, the perfect mate. However, she is unhappily married to pornographer Jeffrey Stein.
I am a pornographer. I had Evelyn Lin on a high end porn shoot last night. She was so horny that after a full sex scene with actor Jerry Eisenpetzl, he left the studio. After the entire crew had left, Evelyn turned to me, got down on her knees and unzipped my trousers.
You dude, there is a place for this kind of story - It's called the literary fiction section.07 months ago
this page has been taken over by a pathetic idiot and their stupid posts. go fuck yourself
I am in charge of hiring personnel, at a major corporation. Evelyn Lin came for a job interview. She admitted that she couldn't type, take dictation, make coffee, or even answer the telephone properly. But she told me that she was eminently qualified to be my secretary. She then proceeded to position herself under my desk and began to unzip my trousers. In summary, she got the job.....................so did I!
Evelyn Lin is a fellatrix, and quite expert at that!
My english is very not good, but I want to write I want to beef Evelyn Lin.
I like her for a myriad of reasons, not the least of which the ease with which she performs fellatio. I always fancy myself as the director of one of her many porno scenes, changing places with the male, as I nervously unzip my trousers.
Evelyn Lin spends 8 hours a day performing fellatio. When I met her, I noticed her well-calloused lips. She is extremely intelligent, witty and remarkably kind and sympathetic.
Evelyn Lin is my secretary. Every day, at noon, she locks my office door, and gets under my desk. Then, she unzips my trousers, pulls them down and ..............................urgh!
I'm sure every word of that was the truth.011 months ago
She's such an elegant lady, the old fellatiomaniac! Her porno videos are anything but subtle, sucking on all the gentlemen, with reckless abandon.
Evelyn autographed my penis with her tongue and lipstick, and then erased the signature by way of vigourous fellation. I didn't imagine that I had so much spunk in storage!
Evelyn Lin is the holder of the dubious Guiness Book of Records award of having fellated all but one male on Earth. Curiously, it was the bloke from Guiness from whom she declined the request for a perfection of the record.
Too cute for porn with a cockmunching desire that seems to be growing!